DJ/On-Air Staff
Reagan
KHOSH KELDINIZ, WELCOME, BIENVENIDOS, KALOS ORISATE, BUN VENIT, YIN DEE, BA NGUNG!!!
If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn? If a man with no arms has a gun, is he considered armed? If a turtle is missing his shell, would you call him homeless or just naked? How much can I get away with and still go to Heaven? How do bankruptcy attorneys get paid? And finally, why do doctor's call what they do "practice"? I'm neurotic and I know it but at least now you've just caught a glimpse of some of the things that run through my head. It's not easy thinking this much...
ABOUT ME:
So the quick version of my story is that I moved to California from North Carolina in May of 2005. I have two dogs (Parker and Moxie) and am currently going through a "transition phase" when it comes to my relationship. I'll explain in more detail once I have a better understanding of it all. What is important for me to stress right now is that I have amazing friends and family who are helping me through it.
I am a proud member of the Wheel of Fortune "Wheel Watchers Club" and one day when I win a brand new Winnebago or dream vacation with my spin ID number, you will regret ever laughing at this weird fact about me.
Other random stuff you might not know: I have a hole on my back and I have NO IDEA why it's there. When I was born, the doctors told my parents it was a Pilonidal Cyst. A couple of years ago I went to a specialist to have it checked out because sometimes it hurts when I put pressure on it and his exact words were, "It's definitely not a Pilonidal Cyst and I have no idea what it is or why it's there." So yes, I am in fact, a freak of nature. I let someone try to stick an ink pen in the hole once to see how deep it is but it weirded us both out too much. So the mysterious hole remains and I have no problem using it as an excuse to not do sit-ups...ever. Are you grossed out yet?
I love television. I get made fun of for the amount of TV I watch. But I also read books...and the newspaper. I believe in being well-informed and well-rounded.
TV SHOWS I WATCH:
Idol, EVERYTHING ON BRAVO, reruns of all the shows on Bravo, Orangutan Island (it comes on Animal Planet and it ROCKS), Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (my current obsession...obsessed with Dr. Drew, not the show itself), Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant, Rock of Love, Free Radio, My Fair Brady (they're NUTS and I love it), The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Apprentice, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane, Snoop Dogg: Fatherhood, and every single MTV show they decide is worthy of showing on TV even though I am entirely too old to be watching shows like The Hills.
*Please note that not all of these shows are on TV at the same time. I do have a life outside of my living room.*
BOOKS I LIKE:
The Alchemist
Into the Wild
Three Cups of Tea
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The DaVinci Code
The Monk Who Sold his Ferrari
Celebrity Photos:
From left to right: The Click Five, Aiden from Sex and the City, Daughtry, Frankie J, JENNIFER LOPEZ, Alicia Keys, Relient K, Avril Lavigne, Ralphie May, Carlos Mencia, Howie from The Backstreet Boys, Gwen Stefani! (More to come soon)
Maybe you need a better look at this one:
"J" to the "L" "O" HELLO!
Let's be FRIEND-O's
Since I've been doing mornings on KHOP (which has almost been three years now) I've gotten a lot of really strange e-mails and/or requests. I love reading your whacky stories and think we should all be able to laugh with eachother.
If you ever have something to share - and remember by "share" I mean talk about on the radio - then please send it to me at: Reagan@khop.com or hit me up on my Myspace page: www.myspace.com/reaganmarks
I love making new friends!!!
MEET MY FAMILY:
(LEFT) These are my parents. They're cute. They recently moved out of the house I lived in from the time I was a freshman in high school and I'm boycotting their decision. Then again, I also boycotted when they turned my bedroom into an office/workout/scrapbooking room and that proved to be unsuccessful too. When will they learn that they're not allowed to make these types of decisions without first consulting me?
(RIGHT) This is Parker. My baby. I love him to pieces. Parker came into my life via a flea market in Raleigh, NC where he was purchased for $50. The lady who bought him didn't want to take care of him because he had Giardia AND a Hernia which meant he was going to cost a lot more than $50 up front. So she gave him to me and I've had him for 5 years. Parker recently had knee surgery for his Luxating Patellas and is on the road to recovery. Parker can be a complete brat sometimes and everyday he reminds me more and more of a grumpy old man.
And then there's little Moxie. She's the newest addition to the family. I got her at the end of December 2006. I don't know how old she is or where she came from but thanks to Morning Paper subscriber Marissa in Oakdale (Moxie's rescuer) she lives with me now. Moxie likes to chew up Q-tips that she finds in the trash can and she gets really bad gas sometimes. Her nickname is Silent but Deadly.
And don't think I forgot about my brother and his wife. They got married in November of 2007 and will be having babies shortly if I have any say so in the matter!
Summer Movie Release Dates:
May 2
Iron Man - Robert Downey, Jr. / Jeff Bridges
Made of Honor - Patrick Dempsey / Michelle Monaghan
May 9
Speed Racer (2008) - Emile Hirsch / Christina Ricci
What Happens in Vegas - Cameron Diaz / Ashton Kutcher
May 16
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian - Georgie Henley / Skandar Keynes
May 23
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Harrison Ford / Cate Blanchett
May 30
Sex and the City (2008) - Sarah Jessica Parker / Kim Cattrall
June 6
Kung Fu Panda - Jack Black / Angelina Jolie
You Don't Mess with the Zohan - Adam Sandler / John Turturro
June 13
The Incredible Hulk - Edward Norton / Liv Tyler
The Happening - Mark Wahlberg / Zooey Deschanel
June 20
The Love Guru - Mike Myers / Jessica Alba
Get Smart - Steve Carell / Anne Hathaway
June 27
Wall-E - Fred Willard / Jeff Garlin
July 4
Hancock - Will Smith / Charlize Theron
July 11
Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D - Brendan Fraser / Josh Hutcherson
Hellboy II: The Golden Army - Ron Perlman / Selma Blair
July 18
The Dark Knight - Christian Bale / Heath Ledger
Mamma Mia! - Meryl Streep / Pierce Brosnan
July 25
Step Brothers - Will Ferrell / John C. Reilly
The X-Files (2008) - David Duchovny / Gillian Anderson
August 1
The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor - Brendan Fraser / Jet Li
He's Just Not That Into You - Drew Barrymore / Jennifer Connelly
August 8
The Pineapple Express - Seth Rogen / James Franco
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 - Amber Tamblyn / America Ferrera
August 15
Tropic Thunder - Ben Stiller / Jack Black
August 22
The Accidental Husband - Uma Thurman / Colin Firth
Bangkok Dangerous - Nicolas Cage / Charlie Yeung
August 29
Babylon A.D. - Vin Diesel / Michelle Yeoh
September 5
Passengers - Anne Hathaway / Patrick Wilson
September 12
Righteous Kill - Robert De Niro / Al Pacino
The Duchess - Keira Knightley / Ralph Fiennes
Burn After Reading - George Clooney / John Malkovich
September 19
Management - Jennifer Aniston / Steve Zahn
My Best Friend's Girl - Dane Cook / Kate Hudson
September 26
Beverly Hills Chihuahua - Drew Barrymore / Piper Perabo
