I got into radio to irritate my parents. They thought it was a phase. Unfortunately for them, it stuck. In a nutshell, I am a Sacramento Kings junkie, scatter brained, un-organized neat freak. I don’t know how to dance, I like eating squash, and I think little people are cute(I can’t use my favorite M word there). I like to make fun of accents, vain people and body builders, but never to their face, because they are stronger than me. I’m a sucker for Eggs Benedict, Chinese food and Hostess HO-HO’s. By the way, did you know there is a store in Modesto off of Prescott and Standiford that sells nothing but hostess treats? 82 Days out of the year, you can go ahead and check me off your list as NOT PRESENT, because those are the nights that the Sacramento Kings play, and I will be busy watching them rebuild. That about sums it up.
Thanks for clicking on my page, but I have to warn you, I only click once on a first date. I like to move slow. And hey.. Give me credit, I didn't do one of those lame bio pages where ever single D.J. in America thinks it's cool to say something stupid like "I was born in a forest and raised by monkey's in the Congo." To quote Madden... "REALLY?" 

Just some quick stats:
Name – Ian Riley.. I have a middle name, but it’s super embarrassing.
Birthday – July 21 197?
Home Town – Auburn California
Family – 1 sister, a mom, a dad, 1 dog and a PS3. Anybody down with NBA 2k10?  Find me online.  My ps3 name is did_ur_mom no joke.
Food –Love, love LOVE Chinese food and steak!!
Pet Peves - Vain people, door to door religion salesmen, and open mouthed chewers.
Hero’s – My mom and dad… And Jack from the Jack In The Box commercials

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Does anybody else still think it's weird to right -10 when they are writing the date down?  I am so used to writing an 09.  Anyway, whats crackin???  A couple of thoughts.. George Lucas directed Howard The Duck???  I never knew it.  He just went up 2 notches in my cool book.
Today, we went and registered at Babys R Us for the baby stuff.  I always thought it was common law, let the girl pick the stuff out, so long as I get to use the scanner gun.  I didn't get to use the scanner gun.  A small peice of me has died inside.  BUT, strollers.. Dare I say AWESOME!!!!  I just have memorys of sitting in my stroller and thinking "couldn't they have made these with more padding???" But, I finally got rid of it last week, and am proud to say, Im walking on both of my big boy legs now.
Also, can somebody help me out with video editing software?  For christmas, we got this really cool Flip HD video recorder.  I would now like to edit videos frame by frame.  Whats the best software to use for that?  Why?  Well, duh.. I want to make movies.  More importantly though, I got this Lasik eye surgery from Dr. Ash at McHenry Lasik ( check them now at www.mchenrylasik.com ), I have 20/20 vision now and I have these rediculously stupid looking glasses that make me look like a 30 year old Harry Potter, and I want to document the smashing of these glasses.. so any help you can provide in the video editing software realm, would be super dooper!!
Smooches n stuff,
Ian

The Drunkest Guy Ever... At my other job, a woman I work with showed me this video.  I about choked on a cruton when I watched this.  I give the man props, because it takes him nearly a minute and a half before he finally falls over!!  People ask why I don't drink anymore.. Because I was prone to doing stuff even more stupid than this. lol